well ive BEEN finished with the first three chapters of my story. i just keep forgetting to post it up here XD well actually i have to re-download microsoft word or i cant get it up because my mom deleted every damn file on here >< so i have to re-download everything and some stuff i even have to pay for DX

and also

ok yeah im boreded. ive got some deviations to throw up here i think ill scan my pics tomorrow. ive been so busy sorry guys. =/

THANKS TO EVERYONE FAVORITING/COMMENTING/NOTING/WATCHING ME!!!




XD
sorry bout that. im just in that mood ^^

OH

THANKIE SO MUCH ROBBIE-RAY!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU THANKS FOR THE TIP! ive been feeling a lot better lately

I love you Kim

ok baibai nao





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Level 1
( ) said LOL out loud
(x) forgotten your own age
(x) tried to lick your elbow

SO FAR: 2

Level 2
( ) said the wrong name in bed
( ) had unprotected sex
( ) hurt yourself sexing
( ) sexed yourself hurting (WTF o_o)

SO FAR: 2

Level 3
(x) Licked your toe
(x) Licked a frozen pole
(x) Licked a dog bone
( ) Licked a dog

SO FAR: 5

Level 4
(x) drank old milk
(x) drank milk right from a cow
( ) ever thought chocolate milk came from brown cows (nope i thought it came from purple cows )
( ) drank Qwik right from the brown cow
( ) pushed a cow over (in my dreams XD)

SO FAR: 7

Level 5
(x) Eaten bugs
(x) Eaten garbage (it was a dare..XP)
(x) Eaten food off the floor after 5 seconds
( ) Eaten a booger

SO FAR: 10

Level 6
(x) Been in a 5 seater Car with more than 7 people
(x) Been in a 7 seater van with over 12 people
(x) Driven in a 7 seater van by youself
(x) Driven a tricycle past the age of 3 (just the other day XD)
(x) Driven yourself home to the wrong house (duh)

SO FAR: 15

Level 7
(x) Put dirty dishes in the fridge
(x) Put bowls of food in the dishwasher
(x) Put a full glass of juice in the cupboard
(x) Put salt in your coffee
(x) Dropped the cap into the glass your drinking from

SO FAR: 20

Level 8
(x) Jumped over a car ()
(x) Jumped out of a moving car(XD)
(x) Jumped into a thorny bush on purpose (XD!!)
(x) Jumped off a bridge (o_o..into the water a few years ago in new york)
(x) Jumped off your house (and broke my leg ><

SO far: 25

Level 10
(x) Forgot where you live
(x) Forgot your own birthday
(x) Forgot to zip up in the morning

SO FAR: 28

Level 11
(x) Walked into a Pole
(x) Walked into a Wall
(x) Walked into someone
(x) Walked into a parked car

SO FAR: 32

Level 12
(x) Won A Burping contest
(x) Burped the alphabet
(x) Burped just to break the silence
( ) Burped too hard and threw up (XD!!!)

SO FAR: 35

Level 13
(x) Eaten a whole bag of chips
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Eaten a whole pizza so no one else could have a slice

SO FAR : 38

Level 14
( ) Caught picking your nose
( ) Caught going to the bathroom outside
(x) Caught with your pants down (my sister AND her friend o_o)
( ) Caught having sex
( ) Caught sexing yourself

SO FAR: 39

Level 15
(x) Shoved something up your nose (Look! its a grape! )
( ) Picked your nose and studied what came out
( ) Picked your nose till it bled
(x) Let your nose bleed to see the awesome blood all over you (e_e.._)
( ) Blew your nose so goddamm hard your whole body hurt

SO FAR: 41

Level
(x) Told a lie
(x) Been caught in a lie
(x) Lied to cover a lie
(x) Lied to cover your ass
( ) Lied to an undercover hooker cop (lmao)

SO FAR: 44

Level 17
(x) Laughed at someone in pain
(x) Laughed too loud and embarrassed yourself
( ) Laughed at a funeral
( ) Laughed so hard you pissed yourself

SO FAR: 46

Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus (DUHH)
(x) Beleived in Santa past the age of 8
( ) Beleived your folks that a bunny laid chocolate eggs outside (rotfl)
( ) Beleived you were never too old for trick or treating

SO FAR: 48

Level 19
( ) Threw a party for yourself
(x) Threw a ball at yourself
(x) Threw up on yourself (o_e ew)
(x) Threw a ball at a wall that returned directly to your crotch (LMFAO!!!!!! XD)
(x) Threw a superball in the house and took it right in the face

SO FAR: 52

Level 20
(x) Pretended to know what you are doing
( ) Pretended you were hot shit
(x) Pretended you werent listening (all the time)
(x) Pretended you were Spiderman (5 minutes ago XD)

SO FAR: 55

Level 22
(x) Fell on the sidewalk
(x) Fell down the stairs
(x) Fell UP the stairs (lmfao)
(x) went Sledding down the stairs

SO FAR: 59

Level 23
(x) Tried to do a real cool backflip and busted your ass
(x) Tried to do a real cool cartwheel and didnt lift your feet, retard (XD)

SO FAR: 61

Level 24
(x) Ate food that you just kinda found
(x) Ate the mystery food in the back of the fridge
(x) Ate something nasty to get a laugh
( ) Cried when no one laughed

SO FAR: 64

Level 25
(x) Cried when you hurt yourself (hm.. like twice in my whole life)
(x) Cried when you didnt get your way (i got used to it)
( ) Cried over spilled milk (metaphorically?)
( ) Cried after sex

SO FAR: 66

Level 26
(x) Gone swimming naked
(x) Gone swimming in a strangers pool
(x) Gone swimming with a hose in the yard
(x) Gone swimming in a stank ass pond
(x) Gone swimming in the bathtub like a champ

SO FAR: 71

Level 27
(x) rode a Pony
(x) rode a Donkey
(x) rode a lawnmower pretending it was awesome racecar
(x) rode a shovel pretending it was an awesome spaceship
(x) rode the dog

SO FAR: 76

Level 28
(x) Locked yourself out of your house
(x) Locked yourself out of your car
(x) Locked yourslef IN the car
(x) Trapped yourself in a child's plastic house (my sis's)
(x) Tangled yourself up in a rope
(x) Tangled yourself up in a hose
(x) Locked yourslef in the trunk WITH the keys (XD wen i was like 3)

SO FAR: 83

Level 29
( ) over-cooked a fancy meal (idk how to cook e_e so i dont bother trying)
( ) over-cooked the EasyMAC
(x) over-cooked a pop-tart
( ) over-cooked a tiny plastic army man
(x) over-cooked yourself at the beach

SO FAR: 85

Level 31
(x) Bitten plastic fruit
(x) bit too hard and hurt your teeth
(x) bit down before the fork got in your mouth
(x) Lifted an empty soda you thought was full thereby flinging it
(x) Overcompensated en extra step in the stairs that wasnt there
SO FAR: 90

Level 32
(x) Mistaken a stranger for a family member and blabbed at them
(x) Mistaken a man for a woman or vice-verca
( ) Shaved your eyebeows
( ) Poked yourself in the eye with safety goggles! sweet irony

TOTAL: 92

I've Done 92 of the 120 stupidest things

wow im an idiot XD MORON *shoots himself*